He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
the raccoons are back...
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