mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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