You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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