You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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