Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She announced her abortion via fbk
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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