I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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