Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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