I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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