Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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