Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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