Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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