It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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