i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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