Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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