3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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