Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
