ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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