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Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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