You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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