Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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