The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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