According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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