She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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