she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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