He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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