Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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