is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Randomize
