Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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