babies were throwing up all over the place
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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