I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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