I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
