i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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