it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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