I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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