Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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