woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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