I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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