I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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