he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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