A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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