i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
