too bad you live with your parents still
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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