after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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