:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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