just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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