a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
No subtext here. People are naked.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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