You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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