3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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