just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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