I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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