if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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