whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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