talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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