I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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