i was rollin on her like bob the builder
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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