chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Boobs speak an international language.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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