think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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